funny·Funny: Home of the HahabyThe Picard Maneuver MilkView original on startrek.website495Comments20
PPunnyName replylemmy.world1Hide 1 replyFuck you, yes I- Wait. *googles the size of a cow* You're right. I wouldn't.15
BBonehead replykbin.social2Hide 2 repliesI'm pretty sure "seeding" the cow has nothing to do with food. They don't just produce milk for no reason...10
TTremble replysh.itjust.worksI got this 👀 edit: just to juxtapose two emojis and ruin them for you for life 🐄 👀4
How would one unzip the milk?
I feel like powdered milk would be a better analogy.
Nah, it's just an incredibly lossy compression
Milk.mp3
Cheese is a one way hash.
There’s gotta be a whey.
That pun is a little too cheesy for my tastes.
You wouldn't download a cow...
Fuck you, yes I-
Wait.
*googles the size of a cow*
You're right. I wouldn't.
Aww why not? Size of a Cow is a pretty good song.
yay cowsayWould a pregnant cow be a server?
Feeding the cow hay is the equivalent of 'seeding'
I'm pretty sure "seeding" the cow has nothing to do with food. They don't just produce milk for no reason...
I got this 👀 edit: just to juxtapose two emojis and ruin them for you for life 🐄 👀
..... so do we also have to impregnate the cow and massage her nipples too?
Why buy the milk when you can download the cow for free?
Some torrent are the steak instead.
"Go get the trojan
horsecow."Fetcher la vache.