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aussie.zone

Housemate and I are on the house hunt and we found this lovely house in a place we love, and in very fine print it says you aren't allowed to use the carport/granny flat or the shed...

Why the fuck would I pay to use half the house/property, you've got to be fucking joking. What's more is I don't want to run into someone in the backyard every other day while I'm paying probably triple their rent. I don't know maybe I'm being unreasonable, but it just seems ridiculous that you pay all this money to basically have a room mate you don't even get to pick.

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aussie.zone

Ugh I hate that. A house I rented in Epping for 5 years had the stipulation that tenants couldn't use the shed either, so I had to store the yard stuff in the dilapidated sunroom, which I got complaints about because the lawn mower made it smell a bit like petrol. Couldn't use the sunroom because of the massive holes in the roof, but it smelled like petrol so fuck me right?

Ugh, I feel your pain, it sucks ass to rent from slumlords.

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The system really is fucked. God forbid you want to actually use the house you're paying out the arse for.

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SituationCakereply
aussie.zone

Yeah Iโ€™d skip that one. Not worth the potential on going drama, which you know for sure there will be. Pass.

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Oh, we immediately binned it. If I wanted live in what is basically a glorified apartment block, I would just move into a unit.

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aussie.zone

I've got a shoulder injury from tennis. I've watched far too much for my body to handle.

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nice little ride on the foreshore beach path at pt. lonsdale to the shops.

I usually avoid it this time of year as you have kids running randomly and people walking aimlessly in the middle of the path. But thanks to a young fam riding ahead of me they paved the way doing all the dinging work. They were relentless. Just bulldozed that path no one stood a chance.

Edit:

And a little vid of the resident maggie:

https://imgur.com/a/pEfeWUk

She only sings occasionally for me so I have to try and sweet-talk her into it.

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just_kittenreply
aussie.zone

Cries in soy milk surcharge and preference for a mocha.

Can't have coffee regularly these days any more anyway, but ordering it is definitely a rare treat, not even a weekly indulgence

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And oat. Strangely enough there are still cafes around that are reasonable, but they're never areas I frequent.

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oh I not only pointed, I hosed, scraped, raked and stuffed. Got real sloppy with it in places.

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Went to the tennis tonight. $$ ticket for seeing a couple one sided matches. Just the luck of the draw sometimes but still. Food and drinks were massively overpriced, super crowded and pretty messy in areas. Hate it when you spend a lot of money for a second rate experience.

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Tofu
aussie.zone

Breakfast ๐Ÿ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฅญ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅฅ๐Ÿฅฆ๐Ÿฅ‘๐Ÿซ›๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ…๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿฅฌ๐Ÿฅ’๐ŸŒฝ๐Ÿฅ•๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿซš๐Ÿฅ”๐Ÿง…๐Ÿฅฏ๐Ÿž๐Ÿฅ–๐Ÿฅจ๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง‡๐Ÿฅž๐Ÿงˆ๐Ÿณ๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ–๐Ÿซ“๐Ÿ•๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ”๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿฅ™๐Ÿง†๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฏ๐Ÿฅ—๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅ˜๐Ÿ›๐Ÿฃ๐Ÿฑ๐ŸฅŸ๐Ÿฆช๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿš๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ ๐Ÿค๐Ÿชผ๐Ÿฆ€๐Ÿ™ ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿฅฎ๐Ÿข๐Ÿก๐Ÿง๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿง๐Ÿฅง๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿจ๐ŸŽ‚๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿฅœ๐ŸŒฐ๐Ÿช๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿฅ›โ˜•๏ธ๐Ÿต๐Ÿบ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿฅค๐Ÿง‹๐Ÿงƒ๐Ÿฅ‚๐Ÿท๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿน๐Ÿง‰๐Ÿ”‹

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Thornburywitchreply
aussie.zone

Food, glorious food!
Hot sausage and mustard!
While we're in the mood --
Cold jelly and custard!
Pease pudding and saveloys
What next is the question?

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just_kittenreply
aussie.zone

My mother of very little musical and pop culture knowledge (terminated after The Beatles and My Fair Lady) would ALWAYS have this on her tongue when trying to raise some kind of enthusiasm (sometimes in herself) around food and cooking.

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Thornburywitchreply
aussie.zone

It's from the musical Oliver! of about the same vintage as My Fair Lady. Very hummable choons. This one is done by the poor workhouse children dreaming of the food they didn't get.

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just_kittenreply
aussie.zone

Well there you go. My mum was very much into instilling shame in her children for all the starvation and poverty happening in the world (incl. starving Ethiopians). I think it was one of her coping mechanisms from going through periods of food shortage and rationing in her teens and early adulthood.

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Thornburywitchreply
aussie.zone

Not the eternal guilt trip inflicted by all parents in the world on selective eaters - "Think of the Starving Children in Africa!" ???? I think we all copped that. Good for compassion and charitable urges no doubt, but I did wonder how the starving children would benefit by me eating up ALL the celery on my plate (and I hate celery). Surely it would make more sense to send the celery to them if at all possible. Still, the food/family nexus is rarely if ever logical.

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โ€œThereโ€™s enough rice in that colander to feed a Biafran

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Tofureply
aussie.zone

๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿฏ
๐Ÿง๐Ÿฎ
๐Ÿฅฃ๐ŸŒญ

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Thornburywitchreply
aussie.zone

Thank you. Some eggs (en cocotte) for you in case you didn't make it to the shops. ๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅ˜

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aus.social

@Thornburywitch @bacon... rich gentlemen have it boys... indigestion!

... why yes, I did learn that song for a school production, why do you ask? ๐Ÿ˜Š

Quite like Dodger btw, nice little reboot of the tale, eh.

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Thornburywitchreply
aussie.zone

Looking forward to that when it comes out. Have you read Terry Pratchett's book Dodger - a real gem imo. Entirely faithful to the spirit of the original, but details different.

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aus.social

@Thornburywitch I was a bit slack there, referring to The Artful Dodger with Tim Minchin, haven't read the Pratchett one but imagine he'd do the dialogue quite well, right up his alley.

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Yes indeedy. Especially the bits about 5,000 years of food safety regulations ... which is a nice contrast to Dickens' rampant anti-semitism. Different story, same setting, and a lot more slapstick. Classic late phase Pratchett.

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Seagoon_reply
aussie.zone

Imma bring Mr Seagoon breakfast in bed.

So can I have some scrambled eggs with a sprig of parsley, lots of lightly buttered wholewheat toast cut in triangles, grilled tomatoes and grilled mushies, orange juice, black coffee and a tray please

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Tofureply

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Catfishreply
aussie.zone

Something cat proof please, donโ€™t wanna share!

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Tofureply
aussie.zone

๐Ÿฅ—๐Ÿžโ˜•๏ธ

๐ŸŸ for kitty

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He stole baguette yesterday. Why does this weirdo like bread so much?

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aussie.zone

Long slow day at work today. Counting down the minutes until freedom.

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Long slow drive myself. The clock feels like it's rolling backwards

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aussie.zone

I think pizza is on the menu this eve.

Also day written off to bad bad headache. Any headache sufferers find heaches getting worse? Itโ€™s now like getting death hangovers without the alcohol. (Luckily itโ€™s not all the time and I know some of my contributors, but hellโ€ฆ)

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Is it headache or migraine? There are treatments that can help lessen the frequency and severity in migraines.

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Went to Highpoint with the Minis for a free Bluey show. The kids were keen to go but I think it was one of those times when they realised they're getting older. Managed to get school shoes for the Elder and the kids scored a free ball each. Ate at Schnitz and San Churro (kids choice). Am well tired.

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aussie.zone

I've been playing Spider-Man 2 a lot this weekend and it is absolutely amazing (pun intended). Spider-Man 1 and the Miles Morales game were awesome but this has taken them to an entirely new level. I haven't read any spoilers on the main story so it keeps continuing to surprise and thrill me.

I love the Batman Arkham games and I've been desperately wanting more. This game has possibly surpassed them. Absolutely loving it.

I'm taking a break to pretend to be a human being for a little bit. Just wow.

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For me the story felt a tadโ€ฆ. Not flat justโ€ฆ I think it tired to do too much, and miles didnโ€™t get enough screen time as a result. Thatโ€™s a personal taste thing though.

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Catfish
aussie.zone

My insanity has been confirmed, but pleased so far.

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Taleya
aussie.zone

When you're five mins into google support and they tell you email addresses are case sensitive

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That's cos they're not. I gots me a friggin' idiot agent

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Went to the gym after a month. Treating myself to a pizza for my hard work and efforts. ๐Ÿ’ช

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aussie.zone

I've slobbed around enough. Been in bed from 9 to 4 some days after sleeping the whole night through. Tomorrow, Monday, I'm going to reply to some overdue emails and get my life moving... spent enough time consuming media and reading crazy subreddits. I have rested and recovered enough now, from the work burnout. I believe it's possible to find something that gives me flexibility and the chance to do something new with my life, at least for this year.

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oztrin
aussie.zone

Feeling better today but still dragging arse, so taking it very easy.

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Tofureply

i bought food, will heat raw food in oven, probably do some planning for the week, might pack some laundry for tomorrow

i think thatโ€™s it

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momentary panic as reddit sends me a false message telling me I was permanently banned

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aussie.zone

There's no way I can withdraw cash just using my phone right? Goggle pay app ... Buyer will only take cash and I've got none.

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Pilkreply
aussie.zone

Depends which bank, some major ones offer "cardless cash" at specific ATMs.

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I always make sure I take cash (or at least my atm card) when doing gumtree/fb purchases. It's a pain. Wish people would be more upfront about it but I guess the norm has been cash for so long. And not everyone is comfortable with payID.

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