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Anon tightly groups her shots

>i work as a waiter
>lady walks in by herself
>throws back 2 shots of tequila
>then 2 shots of vodka
>Me:"Any plans after this?"
>Her:"I'm going back to work, I'm on my break"
>takes her takeaway cheese fries and leaves

Holy mother of based

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lemmy.world

Based ? Alcoholism isn't based, it's fucking hard and sad.

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sh.itjust.works

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Some people add things to wine during the wine making process to make the wine more acidic.

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lemmy.world

My union says I can have two drinks on my lunch break off of work premises. For drinks, girl must have a strong unions or weak will.

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Or she's an alcoholic, who ran out of their "at work" bottle

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That’s to get rid of the shakes.

Take her home between shots twelve and fifteen and send her home before she gets to twenty-six because then it gets messy.

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Although four is pushing it. The waiter/waitresses from the place down the block would often walk into a bar I frequented and throw back a couple on their break.

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