funny·FunnybyThe Picard Maneuver Jesus "Heavyweight" ChristView original on startrek.website283Comments13
TThe_Lopen sh.itjust.worksI fucking love it when people do old English right, instead of just arbitrarily throwing "-eth" on a random number of words.22
VicksVaporBBQrub sh.itjust.worksIn the beginning, God said, "Let there be light reps". And there were light reps. And the gains were good. So he increased the stack.22
SSatanicNotMessianic lemmy.ml1Hide 1 replyWhen CrossFit Jesus comes to your party, He doesn’t just bring a six pack, He brings His twelve pack. Or it could be an eighteen pack. It’s a bit hard to tell.11
mmossberg590 lemmy.world2Hide 2 repliesIsn't that Arnold Schwarzenegger in Conan The Barbarian when he gets crucified?9
HubertManne kbin.social1Hide 1 replyand jesus turned to his apostles and said: "TAKE THIS!", "ALL OF YOU!"8
I fucking love it when people do old English right, instead of just arbitrarily throwing "-eth" on a random number of words.
In the beginning, God said, "Let there be light reps". And there were light reps. And the gains were good. So he increased the stack.
When CrossFit Jesus comes to your party, He doesn’t just bring a six pack, He brings His twelve pack. Or it could be an eighteen pack. It’s a bit hard to tell.
It's like those loaves & fishes - it just keeps coming at ya!:-D
Isn't that Arnold Schwarzenegger in Conan The Barbarian when he gets crucified?
Truly the king of kings
Let us contemplate this on the tree of woe.
and jesus turned to his apostles and said: "TAKE THIS!", "ALL OF YOU!"
𝟏𝟐 𝐇𝐈𝐓 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐁𝐎
He turned water into whey
Stop fucking with Korean Jesus! He ain't got time for your problems!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ox8x2TZpnXQ&t=35