Things that didn't happen

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I wonder what it sounds like to physically speak something in parentheses

The important thing was that I had an onion on my belt (which was the style at the time).

There's a slight change in tone.

mumbly?

There is an odd similarity between 4chan green texts and linkedin lunatics that I have only just noticed.

Definitely a formula that they seem to follow.

Ah yes, the real estate agent that gets startled when you open the door for them. Rare breed.

Edit: I guess they didn't say they answered the door, just the knocks.

It’s the fake estate agents you have to worry about.