Meloku feddit.cl3Hide 3 repliesNote that the pear danger band also includes the orbital space around Earth.15Reply
IInverseParallax replylemmy.worldYes, we do have a moon base, and yes, we are currently experiencing some bear problems.8Reply
ddeeply_moving_queef replylemmy.mlAs a resident of Earth's moon this infuriates me. I've lived here most of my life and the last time I was attacked by a bear was literally decades ago.8Reply
z3rOR0ne replylemmy.mlAh yes, tardigrades. The microscopic bear that would DEFINITIVELY KILL YOU if you weren’t bigger than it!!!!!1Reply
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Note that the pear danger band also includes the orbital space around Earth.
Yes, we do have a moon base, and yes, we are currently experiencing some bear problems.
As a resident of Earth's moon this infuriates me. I've lived here most of my life and the last time I was attacked by a bear was literally decades ago.
How to defend yourself against a man armed with a pear?
Beware of tardigrades
Ah yes, tardigrades. The microscopic bear that would DEFINITIVELY KILL YOU if you weren’t bigger than it!!!!!
Gotta watch for bears on the way to the moon, yo.
🎶 DES-MOND! THE MOON-BEAR! 🎶
The highest rate of bear attack in the galaxy