Spyke
Quokkareply
quokk.au

Itโ€™s like a 9 hour boat trip, how lost are you planning on getting to stretch it out to a week?

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It took 30 hours to get from Port Melbourne to Hobart alone, the ship didn't go too fast.

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Have a good trip. If the Tasmanian Fudge Company is still running bring me back some fudge. ๐Ÿ™‚

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Duenan
aussie.zone

Not my fโ€™ing day.

Just spilt my entire dinner on the god damn carpet and had to do a massive cleanup and remaking dinner again as all of it had to be tossed out.

Itโ€™s the last thing I need right now!

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PeelerSheilareply
aussie.zone

Poor bugger, I feel for you, that really sucks. At least you made another.. I've been known to crack the shits and go without in a huff like an idiot

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Trust me I cracked the shits.

It was souped based as well which made it so much worse to clean up.

Almost thought about going without as well.

Anyway time to take a deep breath.

Still annoyed at myself.

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aussie.zone

Stand-up meetings, where everyone is in fact sitting down and it goes for almost an hour, a very crappy way to start the week.

Also this annoying brown-noser type person at my work took it upon themselves to run the meeting and they called me out on screen and asked me how my weekend was. I said it was fine and asked how theirs was, their response to my lack of information was "wow it's like talking to a teenager". Fuck off. If I don't want to regail all of the staff about what I did on the weekend like you do, then that's my decision to make.

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โ€œwow itโ€™s like talking to a teenagerโ€

completely unacceptable. Go to HR and your manager on it. Claim to be offended (Because they wont give a shit otherwise). You're owed an apology and they need to learn they cant do it any more.

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Wow. Just wow.

I answer much like you to questions about how I am and stuff like that at work and I do get ribbed a bit that Iโ€™m never anything but fine but itโ€™s all lighthearted and that theyโ€™d love to hear that Iโ€™m feeling wonderful one day but seriously that response is so unnecessary and ugly.

Me thinks you need to raise this with someone perhaps.

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passive agressive denigrating remarks in the workplace? mmm well that's not conductive for a good working environment, I'd suggest having a chat with HR.

4

I hate this person for you. Itโ€™s none of their business and itโ€™s actually a good idea not to discuss your personal life at work

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aussie.zone

Iโ€™m sorry, there are still areas where modern medicine just goes ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ

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Yeah, itโ€™s more like, โ€˜welp, Iโ€™m all out of ideas soโ€ฆyouโ€™re on your ownโ€™.

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She bailed on Australia to go live in another country. Thatโ€™s how much she loves Australia

3

I am eating chicken nuggets!!!! I can not taste them and they are probably a terrible choice for my first solid food, but chicken nuggets!!!

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aussie.zone

I made a post on Facebook mentioning I had some time off and now Facebook is suggesting I start a chat group to plan a meetup. All of these "smart" AI/algorithms are really starting to be annoying - it's like having an idiot friend around who constantly misses the point of things. Instead of adding value like it's supposed to, most of the time it just takes up time and distracts you pointlessly.

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TinyBreakreply
aussie.zone

Nothing worse than when technology tries to be "Helpful"

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If the technology was smart enough to understand context it might actually manage to be helpful. But when your post is actually about looking forward to spending time at home and not going out, plus it is in a group with 82K members from all over the world and not a great venue to plan an impromptu meetup, then that sort of suggeston coming up is just an annoyance.

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What? Who isn't interested in making a chat group for a Meetup to best use their break?!

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CEOofmyhouse56reply
aussie.zone

I keep getting recommended sci-fi stuff on streaming services. Um you don't know me at all algorithm.

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Rusty Ravenreply
aussie.zone

It would not be so annoying if they didn't go so overboard on everything. But it's never just one or two ads, it takes over so that's pretty much all you see.

If reminds my of a situation my mother had with someone she worked with once. Mum said once that she liked the ginger biscuits they had for morning tea, and this person focused on that to the point of obsession - she would buy and present ginger biscuits regularly, christmas presents would be chocolate coated ginger etc. All presented with the best of intentions because "I know how you like ginger". Which might have been great if Mum did actually love ginger, but it was a faulty extrapolation from a single passing statement, and instead it was extremely annoying (to the extent she would regularly come home and vent about it, which is why I know about it!).

The way they are using their algorithms now is like that, going way overboard from snippets of information and most of the time being annoying rather than helpful.

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CEOofmyhouse56reply
aussie.zone

Haha. I know that feeling. I got 4 boxes of Maltesers for Christmas this year because I said I liked Malteser bunnies 5 years ago.

Also chocolate Roses. I like them occasionally. I don't need a years supply. I had to start making cakes and biscuits so I could give away tins. Friends mean well. They know I like tins and Roses.

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I guess faulty algorithms are not just a technology thing. Maybe the problem is that the technology is actually becoming too human!

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I've made a new post named Tucker Time on ![email protected] replacing What's for dinner? That way you can post about your breakfast, lunch, dinner etc.

It would be great if you could contribute unless of course if you live on air. Thank you.

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It's been a long-ass day, so many calls,
So many people staring at their walls,
Calling us to do some dirty, hard work.

I'm trying so hard to talk to them all,
Tell them we'll pick them up when they fall,
I start at 10am, it's the only real perk.

I tell myself I'm not burning out,
It's just a busy period,
It's what this job is all about,
I tell myself I'm not burning out,
It's just a busy period,
I'm just a bit worn out.

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so many hugs

and have a beer or two on us ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿป๐Ÿป

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aussie.zone

PSA: I've lost some photos. Partly my fault, partly computers dying. Anyway right now I had 3 or 4 repositories or backups, most duplicated, but I only discovered recently that at some point something corrupted and I lost some priceless photos. Spent 3 weeks digging through old storage to find a backup and luckily, I found a VERY old SD card that contains them. Its a miracle that it survived this long. I nearly cried tears of joy. Anyway, if you don't have a good backup solution? Go make one. Right bloody now!

I'm also open to suggestions for management/organization of photos. Right now im across iCloud for recent stuff, Dropbox for last gen stuff, and then google drive for older than that stuff. And its just chaos!

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Seagoon_reply
aussie.zone

Print them out and put them in an album. Use the best paper, ink, glue and album you can find. The pictures should last quite a few decades, if not more.

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mysticgregreply
aussie.zone

This is a great idea.

Every year my wife and I pick out our fave photos of the year across both of our phones (because that's where they all get taken these days!), and when Snapfish do their big yearly sale at the start of Jan we get a hardcover photo book made up.

It helps to have a folder that we just dump photos we particularly like into as the year goes on, makes things quick come book compiling time.

Just this weekend gone our niece was staying with us, and she loved going through our little collection of photo books on the shelf, and I admit I enjoyed it too! I love the experience of browsing a book or album of printed photos.

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Oh don't I know it - back before digital photography became 'a thing' I used to love taking photos using slide film, and still have my little slide projector in the shed somewhere (along with a couple of cameras to take said photos).

That said, man my slide nights were boring AF =)

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We've just done that in the form of a calendar for the grandparents, but we're talking a need for more long term cold storage.

2
aussie.zone

There's a whole lot of earth moving going on out the back of mine and the reverse noise on one of the bits of equipment sounds like a huge wattle bird and the resident magpies are freaking the fuck out. Just standing there on the lawn staring at this excavator probably regretting the little feud they have going on (with the real wattle birds).

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I hate the new style reverse noise. Apparently itโ€™s now the thing to use because it is more noticeable and annoying than the beeps.

4

this is making me laugh way harder than anything has the right to. Maybe they should try praying to the Magpie God.

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aussie.zone

My friend and I were chatting outside a cafe when a Bogan looking human riding on a scooter passed us saying "๐Ÿ™„fucking Asians". ๐Ÿ˜‚

I don't think I belong in that category but I'll take it. She was def looking for a reaction and I gave her none and she just left. This was my first openly racist comment in 4 years, not bad!

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The worst abuse I used to hear in Detroit was abuse from passers by who thought I was a race traitor. So maybe that's why you copped some nasty words. Not Asian but hanging with Asians in an Asian place.

It's unacceptable and distressing. hugs

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just remember, said bogan has to exist as themselves. Helluva punishment.

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Nathreply
aussie.zone

How on earth did that get approved for the App Store?

3

i got stuck into some sorting and decluttering today, and decided to pull out a bunch of stuff for hard rubbish. I went to book it in and apparently the collection people are taking a Christmas break and there are no collections until February. Oops.

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aussie.zone

So sore and tired , no cooking, I'm having gyoza for dinner ๐ŸฅŸ๐ŸฅŸ๐ŸฅŸ๐ŸฅŸ๐ŸฅŸ๐ŸฅŸ๐ŸฅŸ๐ŸฅŸ๐ŸŒถ๏ธ

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aussie.zone

it's a toss-up in my household as to who sucks more: Colesworth or Australia Post.

At least colesworth deliver, I guess...

6

Colesworth for me

Never had major issues with Aus Post. Hate the duopoly bastardry.

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That's a tough one. Aus post I haven't have any issues but my local post office sucks. On the other hand Coles worth suck but the staff of my local stupor markets are lovely.

0

Work goes so much faster when you have something genuinely interesting to investigate. Accidentally stayed late, I never do that!

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aussie.zone

Someone on reddit Melbourne dt can't log in to aussie.zone using Firefox. I don't know what this means. Maybe someone here can help.

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Get them to try dumping their cache, i'm on ff and it's working fine

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aussie.zone

Cats are weird and full of surprises. I got a pot plant off the footpath, a bromeliad in flower, it has nice pink and purple spikes. Ted Cat loves it!! He's playing with leaves, hiding under and behind it, sniffing it all over. He's very cute. ๐Ÿ˜บ He is now half asleep on the sofa pooped out.

::: spoiler spoiler :::

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aussie.zone

Just watched my elderly neighbour reverse into his mailbox. Barely any damage, but I just know he'll spend the next 3 days 'fixing' it loudly with every power tool he owns.

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MeanElevatorreply
aussie.zone

Might have cracked his bumper a bit but that's all. He was going very slow, but managed to knock the box over.

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TinyBreakreply
aussie.zone

yikes. Vic roads should probably have a "dob in an old person who shouldnt drive any more" hotline. Though TBH, one incident probably isnt enough to make that judgement call. But its a small step from there to "Was trying to park and accidentally ran over the wife and went through a shop front".

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I've seen him drive around locally and always seemed fine. But yeah, he's in his late 70s (maybe even early 80s now) so not gonna get better.

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I am caretaker free today, so I am donning a mask and gloves and taking care of myself. I am very curious to see how I go considering I'm going to attempt quite a few chores today.

My mouth and throat feel good today so I might have a go at some scrambled egg or something as well, exciting times!

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aussie.zone

I bought a watering can from coles. I don't have anything to water but when I do I will be prepared.

::: spoiler spoiler :::

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Taleyareply
aussie.zone

best thing is if those develop a leak you can just weldbond seal it. Although the rosettes can be a bugger to clean at times.

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I never thought that it might not be functional. In that case I could fill it with fake flowers and use it as an ornament.

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aussie.zone

I have encountered the most saddest Apple strudel.

The pastry was so thick and claggyโ€ฆ I could only eat the filling.

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Oh, it was not good. I have made a cheat one with frozen pastry that was better, even days later.

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Seagoon_reply
aussie.zone

mmm, it should be light and fluffy

at home if it's a problem brush the pastry with beaten egg before making the pie and that will help stop it going soggy

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I know! I already knew something was wrong when I spent a minute trying to sever the end bit of pastry. I should have taken a photo.

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oztrin
aussie.zone

Rental car (from my insurance) sorted.
I asked for a small car and got a Mitsubishi SUV (not sure what model, no badges on the outside).
Annoyingly, I can't get it to sync with my phone via bluetooth so I'll have to use Android Auto and plug it in via USB, which means no Deezer. Sigh.
Driving it has been... a learning curve, especially when I hit three red lights in two minutes. Ah well.

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The manual will be in the glove box, it'll state the model of the car. If it's a rental, there's a good chance the blue tooth profiles are filled up, and you'll need to delete some previous users.

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aussie.zone

Been applying for a few jobs recently and actually getting calls (interviews lined up for next week). One in particular is fairly senior and not related to what I've done (can argue that my experience is transferable) and the manager I spoke to is very keen to interview me.

Might have to do some sleuthing to find out more about the team and culture in the place.

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Duenanreply
aussie.zone

Someone suggested clearing your cookies that could be a possible fix.

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TheFailedNinjareply
aussie.zone

Yup this worked. Strange. It kept showing me 500 errors so I thought something was wrong with the site

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There was an upgrade a while ago which changed the way logging in works. Your browser was trying to use an old style of authorisation code that no longer works - basically it was stuck with the key in the door and did not notice the new keypad it could use to get in instead ๐Ÿ™‚

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aussie.zone

I just put my shower curtain liner in the washing machine, and it made me wonder how many people actually have shower curtains and not glass panels these days. I suspect it is an ever-dwindling number.

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I tend to see them as part of shower-over-bath arrangements, which I have. My MIL had her bathroom done out like a hospital bathroom (ie the floor of the bathroom is also the shower floor, so you walk straight in without stepping over anything) and she has a curtain too.

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Taleya
aussie.zone

Since we have a large basement area i am going to be printing out a fritzl mugshot and hiding it in a dark corner. I am aware that I am a bad person and don't care

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Wow, I slept terribly. To be expected. Donโ€™t usually sleep well out of my own place, but this one takes the cake.

I had a dream that I was back home (home wasnโ€™t quite home), but I realise I have no recollection of packing up my site and Iโ€™m trying to get back. Iโ€™m panicking in my dream because it feels so real that I really have no recollection whatsoever.

I finally make it back and I think Iโ€™m at my site and I realise Iโ€™m at the wrong site and I go to walk a little further and then I wake up in my tent.

There was a ton more details like Tim Roth and couple of people I used to know in my dream, but that one point in my dream where I thought it was real or questioning reality, freaks me out.

Thatโ€™s the first time thatโ€™s ever happened.

Hmm, maybe we really are in the Matrixโ€ฆ

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Duenanreply
aussie.zone

Iโ€™ll have a look at mine next time Iโ€™m there. Probably this weekend when I go get a haircut.

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Yes they do - most of the time. Sells out fast. White, tan and dark brown. Also choc chips. And caramel chips.

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CEOofmyhouse56reply
aussie.zone

Yeah I've never noticed it. If it's gonna be anywhere I reckon it would be above all the other chocolate. Thanks anyway.

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Tofu
aussie.zone

Breakfast ๐Ÿ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฅญ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅฅ๐Ÿฅฆ๐Ÿฅ‘๐Ÿซ›๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ…๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿฅฌ๐Ÿฅ’๐ŸŒฝ๐Ÿฅ•๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿซš๐Ÿฅ”๐Ÿง…๐Ÿฅฏ๐Ÿž๐Ÿฅ–๐Ÿฅจ๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง‡๐Ÿฅž๐Ÿงˆ๐Ÿณ๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ–๐Ÿซ“๐Ÿ•๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ”๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿฅ™๐Ÿง†๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฏ๐Ÿฅ—๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅ˜๐Ÿ›๐Ÿฃ๐Ÿฑ๐ŸฅŸ๐Ÿฆช๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿš๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ ๐Ÿค๐Ÿชผ๐Ÿฆ€๐Ÿ™ ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿฅฎ๐Ÿข๐Ÿก๐Ÿง๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿง๐Ÿฅง๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿจ๐ŸŽ‚๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿฅœ๐ŸŒฐ๐Ÿช๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿฅ›โ˜•๏ธ๐Ÿต๐Ÿบ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿฅค๐Ÿง‹๐Ÿงƒ๐Ÿฅ‚๐Ÿท๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿน๐Ÿง‰๐Ÿ”‹

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Tofureply

๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฆ‘๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿฆž๐Ÿฆ€

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Thornburywitchreply
aussie.zone

Back to work today, so a strengthening breakfast of porridge with berries and cream, and some coffee please.

3
Tofureply

๐Ÿ’ช๐ŸŒพ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿซ๐Ÿฅ›๐Ÿฅฃโ˜•๏ธ

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