Spyke
Julianreply
lemm.ee

Hi, would you be so kind as to delete this immediately? Thanks.

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I almost thought about that but I decided to just stop and not think about it.

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Given such a continuous path through your digestive system, and a noodle long enough… imagine sharing a bowl of spaghetti with your signficiant other à la "Lady and the Tramp”.

In theory you could floss yourself and your partner with a single noodle. Just hold one end in your hand, and have her hold the other and go back and forth.

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zepporeply
lemmy.world

I recently found out about Yard Long Beans... a green bean 3 feet long? Blew my mind, or whatever was left of it.

Huh, so I will go to the gigantic Chinese grocery store near my house and inquire about this. Long noodle : Propserity

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zepporeply
lemmy.world

Three Ladies Brand Rice Stick comes in S, M and L (actually just the diameter...)

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zepporeply
lemmy.world

the canned ones? Or your mom made a weird casserole? (Hot Dish sorry, if you're in Minnesota). It's so different. I haven;' tried the 3 foot long beans yet, but regular green bean cooked fresh - it';s really diferent! The canned ones are mushy and weird. They're like, okays! But REAL green bean is pretty good. They can be toothy. They can be chewy. They can be.... anything you want.

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boil them longer! tastes like water and bean fiber, which tastes like uh.... anti-bean. Negates all bean.

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Despite the common name of "yardlong", the pods are actually only about half a yard long, so the subspecies name sesquipedalis (one-and-a-half-foot-long; 1.5 feet (0.50 yd)) is a more accurate approximation.

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lemmy.world

The face I made when reading this was one of disgust, but honestly I have no reason for that other then knowing it just one long noodle which somehow makes me uncomfortable. Honestly, don't know why.

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That was what I've wanted all spaghetti to be ever since I saw it in cartoons as a kid. And yet I'm always disappointed.

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latte.isnot.coffee

This is a clickbait YouTube video waiting to happen. And now I really want to see it to find out all the logistical issues they'd have to go through to make, cook, and eat a single noodle long enough to reasonably be considered a single plate full of spaghetti.

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zepporeply
lemmy.world

I thought maybe you could take a really long noodle and feed it into water, but that would result in one end being overcooked and one end super al-dente. So, I guess, passing the noodle through the water really slowly would work. I'd put it in, then grab the end with kitchen tweezers (you have those, right?) and then move it really slowly through the boiling water.

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PwnTra1nreply
lemmy.world

I’m just thinking like the cheap ramen packs but it’s just 1 nood all folded on itself.

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zepporeply
lemmy.world

I am not thinking it may be… it might be just one noodle (?)

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PwnTra1nreply
lemmy.world

I’m sure they are many noodles in those but I don’t know that I’ve ever pulled the noodles out for science.

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lemmy.world

Wait, your spaghetti has more than one noodle?

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lemm.ee

I'd like to see the packaging this noodle would come in

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