You can't possibly listen to a book while doing a heavy barbell squat
I mean you could hear the words or whatever audio is coming out - but in the moment of lifting you'll be focused on not allowing the weight to crush your body and instead to lift it and control it because you're such a animal beast like creature who's sole focus is to engorge your muscles with blood and lift heavy objects.
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I can’t wait to wear my Apple Vision Pro while puking my brains out.
They'll give you targets to hit with your vom.
I just hope they accurately display the pain in your virtual eyes.
Can’t wait for stereoscopic POV shot for an accurate depth perception of the projectile spray !
P.s. How’d you stash away 3500 already. Oh yeah, ain’t nothing but the cost of half a months rent in 2024
Commenting while vomiting right now. Food poisoning fucking sucks.
Proof that god has lost.
It got me yesterday too man, still recovering. I was zen'd out of my mind.
How is that the "true zen state" when I vomit I feel like the most miserable being on the universe
Well at least your not looking at your phone! ;)
because you are focused on nothing but misery I suppose
Using a phone when puking seems like a new tiktok trend
This take is absolutely deranged and exactly the sort of thing I like to see here.
Vomiting is a zen state unless you are emetophobic :(
Nah this is false. Ya'll should try doing a heavy barbell squat or deadlift.
Yeah but I’m probably listening to a book
You can't possibly listen to a book while doing a heavy barbell squat
I mean you could hear the words or whatever audio is coming out - but in the moment of lifting you'll be focused on not allowing the weight to crush your body and instead to lift it and control it because you're such a animal beast like creature who's sole focus is to engorge your muscles with blood and lift heavy objects.
WTF did I just read
Murder Bryan be on his phone when he's puking.