Spyke

I don’t even need that for an endless update or computer locked up scenario. My work-issued laptop has those features built in!

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*fakeupdate.net cannot be hold accountable if office is entirely outfitted with MacBooks or Linux devices.

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kbin.social

Then collegues says: "Oh there's a windows update!" and try to do it too but can't find it.

Crickets

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try to do it too but can't find it

blame microsoft idk, it's probably gonna work

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Should also do some large file write operation in the background of the device has a hard drive activity light

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lemmy.world

Hey boss i couldnt finish that report its been updating for 3 hours now, see?

Sloppypuppy, you have a mac…

Ohh fuck

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ULPT: If you do office work and want to get some time for yourself, head to fakeupdate.net and enter fullscreen to simulate an endless windows update | Spyke