Jesus is chilling with his friends, some call them disciples, but that's not really fair. They were the only ones who believed in him when times were rough, and he treasures that. They're having a few beers, a few laughs, enjoying life.
Suddenly a voice calls out though space and time "Jesus, take the wheel" and an eldritch spell summons Jesus to a metal coffin, hurtling down a river made of stone at speeds which shouldn't even be possible. Jesus can't even believe what is happening. What the fuck, he screams as he desperately spins the wheel in his hands and flips over into a ditch.
was it a car crash video/gif sub? sounds familiar.
I also remember a dank meme with a sketch of jesus and a helicopter pilot, with different dumb captions, like "hit this bong before you takeoff, bro, trust me, my son"
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Jesus is chilling with his friends, some call them disciples, but that's not really fair. They were the only ones who believed in him when times were rough, and he treasures that. They're having a few beers, a few laughs, enjoying life.
Suddenly a voice calls out though space and time "Jesus, take the wheel" and an eldritch spell summons Jesus to a metal coffin, hurtling down a river made of stone at speeds which shouldn't even be possible. Jesus can't even believe what is happening. What the fuck, he screams as he desperately spins the wheel in his hands and flips over into a ditch.
Take Jesus away from the wheel!
Jesus would take the subway.
There was a community built around this on Reddit, wasn't there?
that sounds familiar. I was inspired by this post though
Pretty sure that was also inspired by another post or comment. One thing I love about lemmy is people bouncing stuff off each other. It's great
Oh, this is OC? Sure not what I was thinking about then. Good job OP.
thanks! likely the one funny meme I'll ever make 😂
was it a car crash video/gif sub? sounds familiar.
I also remember a dank meme with a sketch of jesus and a helicopter pilot, with different dumb captions, like "hit this bong before you takeoff, bro, trust me, my son"
It's ok, jesus can just get some guy on the street to deal with the cross for him.