Spyke
lemmy.world

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

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It's nice to meet another great humanitarian. People don't realise the sacrifices we make in order to safeguard the public from accidental masturbators.

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lemmynsfw.com

And with this comment, I feel like Lemmy is finally starting to surpass Reddit

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smegreply
feddit.uk

Pretty sure this copypasta was used on reddit too!

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That's why the bowling alley doesn't show these screens too long. You'll be F-ing the what.

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tiasreply
discuss.tchncs.de

If it's not safe for work then how can there be staff working at the bowling alley, hmm?

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lemm.ee

source?

i need to know where the fence and grass background was taken from

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tubarucoreply
lemm.ee

the dog looks like something from toy story 1 but i dont really care, asking for source was just a joke anyway

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Here in the US, most bowling places have TV screens that show your score during the game. When something fun happens like a strike, spare, turkey, or split the TV screens play corny computer animations that look like this.

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