Depending on the public restrooms, I tend to wash my hands before touching things downstairs. I shower and I launder; I don't use my junk to touch everything through the day like I do my hands. As far as I'm concerned, downstairs is one of the cleanest parts of my body and I like to keep it that way, so washing hands after the fact is a near redundant action for my personal hygiene and a social courtesy for others'.
I have no idea where that bathroom attendant has been, which is why I always use a manservant to tuck me back in and zip me up. It's the only way to be sure.
Imagine a adult coming out of the stall , with their pants around their knees, like a six year old. "Sorry, got to wash my hands first..."
Uh yeah? I'm not just gonna walk to the sink with my dick out
No? How else do you wash it after peeing?
Dip it while you flush.
Brand new sentence right there
The bad thing about the newfangled Dyson ones is there isn't really a good place to put your dick
I don't watch my penis after peeing but only my hands
Don't forget that belt that never gets washed!
Depending on the public restrooms, I tend to wash my hands before touching things downstairs. I shower and I launder; I don't use my junk to touch everything through the day like I do my hands. As far as I'm concerned, downstairs is one of the cleanest parts of my body and I like to keep it that way, so washing hands after the fact is a near redundant action for my personal hygiene and a social courtesy for others'.
It's clean until you fart.
...yea? They're not gonna zip themselves
Why wouldn't you just have your bathroom attendant do it?
I have no idea where that bathroom attendant has been, which is why I always use a manservant to tuck me back in and zip me up. It's the only way to be sure.
#NormalizeDonaldDuckingItToTheSink #Sanitary
Yeah. That's because I didn't wash my hands last time I was touching my zipper. And why would a zipper need to be clean anyways?
Laughs then cries in OCD.. (real deal, not "personality quirk")
What is your bathroom handwashing routine if you don't mind me asking?
My mommy told me the one clean hand rule, you keep one hand clean for zips and pants.