showerthoughts·Showerthoughtsbyѕєχυαℓ ρσℓутσρє Most of us probably have more interesting thoughts on the toilet than in the shower.View original on lemmy.sdf.org264Comments52
ugh lemm.ee2Hide 2 repliesMore people are distracted by their phones on the toilet than in the shower41
TTokenBoomer lemmy.world1Hide 1 replyThere are actually more cells in our brain than brains in our entire body13
ѕєχυαℓ ρσℓутσρє replylemmy.sdf.orgSometimes while falling asleep, I'd start thinking the weirdest shit, only to realize how weird my thoughts are.2
gdbjr lemmy.worldHard disagree. I’m on my phone while on the toilet. In the shower I have nothing but the voices in my head to listen to.7
𞋴𝛂𝛋𝛆 replylemmy.worldLier! Everyone has a tuba playing for the base notes. Some even play the bassoon. Legend has it, if you hold off the performance for more than 3 days, you'll find you can play the flute.3
SmallAlmond lemmy.dbzer0.com4Hide 4 repliesAnd if I don't have thoughts on either what's my problem?5
ѕєχυαℓ ρσℓутσρє replylemmy.sdf.org3Hide 3 repliesAre you one of those people who don't have an internal dialogue?1
SmallAlmond replylemmy.dbzer0.com2Hide 2 repliesWell yea I do talk internally to myself, but not "shower thoughts", I wish I did tho2
LachlanUnchained lemmyunchained.net2Hide 2 repliesOn the toilet, I seem to be better at problem-solving. But in the shower tend to come up with new* and deeper thoughts.4
ffing3r feddit.deShower beats toilet for thinking, every time! Its the steam! My toilet rarely steams.3
OceanEyes lemmyf.ukWhy? You got one of those $4k butt massaging lazy boy toilets? I wouldn’t say most of us have them on the toilet.0
More people are distracted by their phones on the toilet than in the shower
Can confirm. Commenting from the throne.
Who could've possibly known.
Try pooping in the shower…?
When a mf needs 100% of their brainpower
The Ol' Waffle Stomp Tango?
I shower while sitting on the toilet, does that count?
Regular or golden?
Why not both?
yeah, my bathroom is very small too
What a throwback to the golden age of meme culture.
hahaha I wish I was kidding but some people do.
There are actually more cells in our brain than brains in our entire body
Looks like you're having diarrhoea, my friend.
The thinker. Does he look like taking a shower?
I rest my case.
I find most interesting thoughts are as I fall asleep.
Sometimes while falling asleep, I'd start thinking the weirdest shit, only to realize how weird my thoughts are.
So where is the c/toiletthoughts?
c/shitposting
Be the change you wish to see in this world.
Does somebody know how to create a community?
What does he want to be a toilet thought?
Hard disagree. I’m on my phone while on the toilet. In the shower I have nothing but the voices in my head to listen to.
I make up songs in the shower, I do not sing when I shit
Lier! Everyone has a tuba playing for the base notes. Some even play the bassoon. Legend has it, if you hold off the performance for more than 3 days, you'll find you can play the flute.
inb4 c/toiletthoughts
It’s called shitposting.
the no poop post was rumored to be a toilet thought
3 days without pooping is 3 days wasted
And if I don't have thoughts on either what's my problem?
Are you one of those people who don't have an internal dialogue?
Well yea I do talk internally to myself, but not "shower thoughts", I wish I did tho
Do you wake up with eureka moments?
Not often, and they are not quite the level of a showerthought
Only if I forget my phone in the toilet
On the toilet, I seem to be better at problem-solving. But in the shower tend to come up with new* and deeper thoughts.
😨 😨 😨
Bloody Siri
Which kind of thought was this one?
Constipation
I applaud you for your honesty.
Me more for their patience.
Shower beats toilet for thinking, every time! Its the steam! My toilet rarely steams.
Excremeditation.
Why? You got one of those $4k butt massaging lazy boy toilets? I wouldn’t say most of us have them on the toilet.