Spyke

Returns a few episodes later with freshly shaved and plucked eyebrows.

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When I see people like that .... I usually turn around and drive to the next town

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kbin.social

Me, upon seeing the response: Hahahaha! Man that was fast. Dude always has the perfect reply ready.

5 minutes later: tries to squint through Klingon makeup 🤔

One trip to IMDB and Memory Alpha later: ...holy shit.

The next day: I should post a reply.

Now: We're in now now.

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One of many one-shot ensigns to appear on the show, though this one (Diedrich Bader) happened to get famous.

4

Punctures a tire and blames the ruling liberal party of the planet

15

Claims he attempted to return the cart and wants praise for the effort

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lemmy.world

Returns his cart, for the 100th time. Nobody notices.

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graymanreply
lemmy.world

Harry should just make his own participation trophy. No one even cares enough to think about stupid boring Harry.

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klemptorreply
startrek.website

Aw I actually love Harry. He's a nice balance against the egotists that make up most of the crew. Bright, even-keeled, reliable, funny, and willing to humor people like Tom Paris who is pretty much an unrestrained toddler. Dude should've been at least a full lieutenant by the time Voyager got home.

#JusticeForHarry

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Definitely. I don't know if there's any in universe lore about it, but I always imagine that Harry got a big rank jump when they got home.

3

He's got no backbone, wines a lot, and remains immature throughout the seasons. Even in his old age the only progression he seemed to make was that he was more patient. He is just a sheltered shallow person, easily as narcissistic as the other main characters, just with lower self esteem.

He's a good wingman though. I'll give him that.

But I respect your opinion. I blame the writers. They did him a lot of injustices.

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The only motivation she has to return the cart is that she finished her shopping and forgot to buy six cases of a cheap off brand coffee that is on sale at the Costco she just left.

3

edit: ok, i'm sorry that i only noticed the typo 12 hours later. i'll fix it when i get home, i promise!

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Patchesreply
sh.itjust.works

Dam Spoilers dude. The episode just aired on April 25, 1988.

Give us some time to watch it.

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Holy shit. 1988? Man, I don't remember it being that early. I guess that explains the quality of the first couple seasons.

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startrek.website

The one for Yar is incorrect.

“Incorrect.”

Yes, the bit would definitely be enhanced by being overt references to the events of the show, and not references to the personalities displayed by the characters.

Thank you so much for the note.

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gregorumreply
lemm.ee

In this Very Special Episode, Wesley experiments with cart-play...

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The other cart:

bump

PUT IT BACK!

thump

STOP IT

jam

I AM WARNING YOU MISTER!

rattles crooked wheel

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Returns the cart and is quite pleased with herself for having completed a human social contract ritual, even though she finds it inefficient and tedious.

11

Lore: Reprogrammed Data to return all the carts to the wrong store. In a parking lot 20 miles away.

10

Dr. Pulaski is also worried about the day carts are given AI to return themselves.

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