Spyke

It can actually cause large buildups that you can't easily "clear" depending on your starting state, amount of beans, hydration, blah blah - digestive health is complicated!

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Instructions unclear, I’ve been eating nothing but beans and I appear to have become incontinent.

Please send help, and maybe a plumber.

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It’s too late for you and your porcelain throne. Repent now and pray to the deity of your choice. May the gods have mercy on your soul.

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