Spyke
lemmy.world

Lord, I actually googled that to see if it was real. These are the times in which we live.

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Fubarberryreply
sopuli.xyz

It's not real, the original creator of the image took a still of the show and added the closed captioning.

Source

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spudwartreply
spudwart.com

Yeah, see the original was actually an old tucker segment accusing liberals of making spiders less sexy.

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lemmy.ml

My uncle is worried that us vaccinated people are going to spread something to him. Like something about the vaccine makes you dangerous.

I don’t know I don’t even care to be honest.

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lemmy.world

The vaccine spreads our liberal spider attraction. It makes spiders look all spider in their spider way. I mean spiders spider so spiders, you spider? Spider spider spider.

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I see your point, but I don’t fully spider where you’re getting your spider spider.

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I've had the vaccine, and I can conform it does in fact make you dangerous.

The vaccine has made me punch several anti-vaxxers in the genitalia.

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feddit.nl

Just saying: the use of even sexier would imply that spiders are already sexy lol

Come on baby, shake that web weaver!

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Finding spiders sexy: That's fine. Wanting spiders to be more sexy: YOU SLUT

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sh.itjust.works

Remember when they were bitching that liberals wanted to make M&M's less sexy?

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lemmy.world

well yeah, there's only so much sexy to go around. how else do you propose we save some for spiders?

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I don't think Timberlake is using his anymore, maybe you can pick it up at his garage sale

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Look, all I'm saying is that if we have to have spiders, why not make them sexy??

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pawb.social

I have copious amounts of Angel Dust on my phone. I blame the liberals.

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pawb.social

Angel Dust is just hmmpffja;lsfhdalgasd in the new trailer OwO

::: spoiler sexy spider warning :::

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z00sreply
lemmy.world

🔊 🎸🎵🎶🎼

Hey hey we're the liberals,

And people say we liberal around,

But we're too busy singin' upholding human rights

To put anybody down

🔊 🎸🎵🎶🎼

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Yea fuck liberals in the political sense outside of america (since they basicalky use it to say leftist). Liberalism is capitalism. Anarcho communism is where it's at

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Would smash Arachne, if she were DTF.

Between myths of Arachne and Medusa, Athena seems to be a bitch and not very wise at all. I suspect there's actually some context going on.

Though in Medusa's case, she was a gorgon before her human origin during the New 52s, and the Gorgoneion that adorns Aegis predates the whole Perseus thing. (Gorgoneions were a ward against evil from times immemorial before the oceans drank Atlantis and Poseidon was the all-father dude).

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