I received a strong catholic education, the red and blue are symbols for the blood and water that came out from Jesus side when he was pierced by a Roman soldier, John 19:34
Instead, one of the soldiers pierced Jesus’ side with a spear, bringing a sudden flow of blood and water.
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Can Jesus really shoot rays of emotion out of his belly like a common care bear?
From thier harts, man, come on😁
Nothing hurts more than the "Jesus cares" stare.
Care Bears are the truly biblically accurate angels confirmed
That’s the Dutch 🇳🇱 flag, not the French 🇫🇷 one
From Jesuis perspective, it's le French.
I mean.... it's kinda both when you look at it 👀
Ohhh now it makes perfect sense
Needs more baguette!
Thanks DALL-E
More baguette you say?
Well that's fucking glorious.
Have another, Avengers: Baguette
I do have too much fun with this
Also he steals her child
Damn the Bible really is brutal
"Mercy! MERCY, please! Ahhhhh!
Mercy, s'il vous plaît... Mer... Merci. Merci beaucoup! hon hon hon hon!"
Luke 2:1-20
could be worse like making her american
Only the fallen one can work such evils.
JE SUIS JESUS
Je sus
american canadian
Je suce ma bite.
canadian american
I received a strong catholic education, the red and blue are symbols for the blood and water that came out from Jesus side when he was pierced by a Roman soldier, John 19:34
Wait, why was Jesus full of water? I thought humans are usually filled with blood.
Firemen? That's probably related...
I banish thy bad breath with the power of Colgate
Beat me to it
TASTE THE RAINBOW, MOTHERFUCKER
Jesus turning the girls gay.
Depends on your perspective. To me it looks like he's absorbing her soul. Time to feed I guess? Jesus, Harvester of Souls, sounds metal af
"Midnight Mass" on Netflix, I'm just saying...
He's sucking the French outta them
He can suck the French outta me anytime. I do love long haired foreign twinks
He's giving her a sign to just surrender already.
Je suis un ananas.
NoOn, ceux naille pas pawssible.
Looks more Dutch than French to me.
When you turn French you just stop caring about sins.
Ooh La La!
France it the Goat. Have you had boeuf bourguignon with chefs lemon tear-gas from your striking (actually the coolest thing)?
...le whut?
Le goat
It's super effective!
Ooooohhhh…. That‘s a bit harsh. What could she have done to deserve this
Being not French maybe?
Jesus is holding baby jesus
I mean why do you think she's crying?
Is the baby France?
I get a strong sense there is a secret tunnel full of antiques behind that wall...?
Seeeeecret tuuuunneeellll! Seeeeecret tunnneeeeeellllll!
No worse fate.
Fr*nch 🤢