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Yeah, nothing says “I love my country” like terrorizing innocent animals, triggering veterans, and leaving behind pollution.

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I too am high as fuck on my dog's tramadol.

On edit: I just realized that I made a reddit hivemind joke in the vein of "I too something something OP's wife." I will work on breaking that habit. Baby steps!

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lemmy.world

How much Tramadol does it take to get high AF ?

Also my dog has been welded into her corner because the neighbor has been celebrating the 4th for the last two weeks

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I am surprised that neither of my dogs give a fuck about fireworks. They don't even tilt their ears towards 'em (and no, they aren't deaf). They will, however, absolutely lose their shit over sirens.

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Yeah, my dog never used to care, then one year my ex-con redneck neighbor fired illegal mortars over the our, in a red flag fire zone, for house for 12 hours straight.

When I asked him to chill out, he threatened to kill me and said I hated freedom. Then then got in a physical fight with cops that night. Best neighbor ever.

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When it’s the 4th of July, and you rather be high as fuck on tramadol than deal with fireworks | Spyke